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Rumour has it that we were clocked doing 140mph in a jag with no roof during Barcelona bangers 2007, the source of said rumour also tells us that we have now been immortalised in Banger folk law as the team with the biggest Bollocks..... Others have talked about it... some have even had a half cocked attempt at it. We are the reason that home made convertibles are banned from all banger rally’s today..
This year we are entering a 1989 Nissan Prairie into the Valhalla run start line is in Copenhagen and we end in Helsinki about 2000 miles later.
SOMEWHERE FOREIGN. NICE CHOP TOP....
NICE JAG......UNTIL
I've invented a new game.
You get a group of Pikeys and lock them in a Cellar for a Month without any food.
It's called Hungy Hungry Gypos.
NOT A STRAIGHT PANEL IN SIGHT
DO NOT PARK IN OUR SPACE!
Peter is on gate duty at heaven when twenty pikeys arrive and ask to come in.
He tells them to wait while he asks God.
Peter rushes into God's office and says, "excuse me, Lord, but there are twenty gypos at the gates and they want to come in."
God looks up and says, "tell them to Sod off, hell's the place for those dirty fuel thieving scum!"
Peter leaves but two minutes later he returns.
"Lord, they've gone," he says.
"Good," says God, "I hate Pikeys".
"No," says Peter, "the gates."
